MM Lee’s brain to be harvested upon his death

MM Lee has declared that he will not “opt-out” of mandatory organ donation upon his death. In the event that MM Lee falls seriously ill, Singapore’s doctors will no doubt be on top of the situation and zealously harvest his organs as soon as possible. The most valuable organ is MM Lee’s brain, which contains valuable experience and information vital to Singapore’s survival. No one is sure what to do with the harvested brain, but many Singaporeans have come forward and volunteered to have their own brains discarded and replaced with that of the minister mentor. It is even rumoured that MM Lee’s brain could be sectioned and thus supply up to ten normal Singaporeans with replacement brains, each more powerful than their originals.