One Westerner found who likes Singapore

A Finnish citizen, Mika Johannes Sampovaara, indicated to Straits Times reporter Ken Kwek that he “likes” Singapore. So far he is the only Westerner who likes Singapore. Prior to his interview, it was assumed that Westerners only moved to Singapore for the money, and that after they earned their fortunes, they moved back home to their free, prosperous countries. It is still unknown why Mr. Sampovaara “likes” Singapore, but it is believed that he prefers such features of Singapore as no freedom of speech, caning, mandatory death penalty, and prohibitions on oral sex. He and his Russian wife, Tanya, never have oral sex. They also strongly believe that no one else should have it either. That’s why they moved to Singapore. They “like” Singapore.

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