Large-size woks banned because of possible use as illegal satellite dishes

Large-size woks will no longer be allowed in Singapore, according to a press release from the Prime Minister’s office.  The size and shape of metal woks makes it possible to illegally convert them to satellite dishes.  Since Singaporeans must be protected from undesireable foreign broadcasts on hundreds of free satellite television channels, the woks must go.  Plastic and glass woks will still be allowed, however.

One Response to Large-size woks banned because of possible use as illegal satellite dishes

  1. Hugh Janus says:

    I doubt glass woks will be allowed. No glassware is going to be allowed in Glasgow because all the neds there cut each other up, and anyone else they see; usually after they’ve emptied the contents of their stomachs onto the street.

    And as everyone knows, Neds (scotsmen…if you want to get pernickity but call Glaswegians ‘Weegies’, they really love it!) are in all corners of the globe including Singapore.

    HJ

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