MM Lee constipated again

Doctors reported that they have so far been unable to relieve MM Lee’s most recent bout of constipation. “MM Lee’s constipation is one of the most severe cases we’ve ever seen,” a spokesman of Singapore General Hospital explained. Investors were nonplussed at news of the chronic condition, and actually expect the secretive GIC (Government Investment Corporation, managed by MM Lee) to perform even better due to a tightening of MM Lee’s investment conservatism.

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