On Hougang field, a massive Worker’s Party rally took tonight which was fully covered by Singapore’s Pulitzer-quality, premier newspaper, The Straits Times. However, those in attendance at the rally were unaware that the young lady with her hands over her ears was actually a Straits Times journalist. It was reported by several people at the rally that the journalist had her hands tightly over her ears and her back was turned to the rally and bulk of the crowd. One passerby thought that she may be feeling unwell, but upon asking if she needed assistance, her body tensed up. “I thought she was actually dead, because rigor mortis is like that,” reported the man.