As Singapore already has such high quality, unbiased, reputable newspapers as the Straits Times, Today, and The New Paper, it will be a certain challenge for any newcomer to compete in terms of fair and balanced reporting. From the editors here at Singapore Donkey, we roundly reject any suggestion that our reporting is fictional, humorous, or bovine. Indeed, the news presented here in Singapore Donkey, while controversial, will measure up to, and exceed, the high standards that Singaporeans have come to expect from the local press. The Singapore Government has even indicated its warm approval and confidence in our reporting accuracy and integrity. This has been graciously acknowledged by our editors, and we are confident that this stamp of approval by the government will increase our readership and esteem.