Comments on: About http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com Singapore's Finest News Source Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:31:32 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Karen http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11287 Karen Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:24:28 +0000 #comment-11287 This site is great! Witty. This site is great! Witty.

]]> By: Michael Tim http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11262 Michael Tim Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:00:10 +0000 #comment-11262 I love your site! :) _____________________ Experiencing a slow PC recently? <a href="http://tinyurl.com/makemypcfaster" rel="nofollow">Fix it now!</a> I love your site! :)

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]]> By: Secret Political Blogger http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11253 Secret Political Blogger Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:36:58 +0000 #comment-11253 Hello Donkey. I really like the short entries, I read all of them in a day! =D Hello Donkey. I really like the short entries, I read all of them in a day! =D

]]> By: The Police http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11250 The Police Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:03:06 +0000 #comment-11250 We are watching We are watching

]]> By: Paul http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11249 Paul Sat, 25 Oct 2008 00:58:14 +0000 #comment-11249 Sir - I applaud your efforts. Such a developed sense of satirical humour is generally missing and IMHO sorely needed in Sg'rean society. Your thus-far continued presence is heartening. Unfortunately, though unsurprisingly, it seems obvious from a number of comments above that the wit you demonstrate in your posts had gone completely over the writers' heads. Perhaps a disclaimer of sorts, a la Talkingcock, might prove useful for both them and yourself? Our defamation laws are largely perceived to be among the harshest in the world, and your position at law appears somewhat precarious. Meanwhile, do keep up the good work! Sir -

I applaud your efforts. Such a developed sense of satirical humour is generally missing and IMHO sorely needed in Sg’rean society. Your thus-far continued presence is heartening.

Unfortunately, though unsurprisingly, it seems obvious from a number of comments above that the wit you demonstrate in your posts had gone completely over the writers’ heads. Perhaps a disclaimer of sorts, a la Talkingcock, might prove useful for both them and yourself? Our defamation laws are largely perceived to be among the harshest in the world, and your position at law appears somewhat precarious.

Meanwhile, do keep up the good work!

]]> By: Phoebe http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11248 Phoebe Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:10:14 +0000 #comment-11248 Am sorry, have posted a wrong link. Am sorry, have posted a wrong link.

]]> By: Phoebe http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11247 Phoebe Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:06:25 +0000 #comment-11247 Hi Singapore Donkey, Keep on posting. It isn't nice, but the truth is always harsh, and people need to get two-sided views all the time. Enthralling and hilarious. Looking forward to more. Hi Singapore Donkey,

Keep on posting. It isn’t nice, but the truth is always harsh, and people need to get two-sided views all the time. Enthralling and hilarious. Looking forward to more.

]]> By: singaporedonkey http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11222 singaporedonkey Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:34:18 +0000 #comment-11222 Mule, we are not "blacklisting" anyone and, like the Singapore Government, we encourage everyone to leave feedback with our Feedback Unit right here on the About Page. Thank you for your feedback! It will be taken into consideration. We make an effort to delete only spam, and readers are encouraged to look through our many articles; there are a fair number of negative comments. Perhaps the message you saw about "duplicate comment detected" was from Wordpress's spam-detecting apparatus. We do agree that Singapore Donkey News is too controversial for most sheep, but disagree that we do not have the "guts" to disclose our identities. We do have "guts", but, unlike Singapore's ministers' and compliant judges', our "guts" are not full of foie gras and beluga caviar. Singapore Donkey's editors have received numerous threats of legal action, detention without trial, death, dismemberment, and forced sexual relations with NMP Thio Li-Ann. Therefore, for our convenience, our identities are now available only by subpoena. The main characters in Singapore Donkey's articles all have the financial resources to take legal action against the providers of Wordpress, in the legal jurisdiction where our servers reside, if they feel that is appropriate. A more relevant question is, do Singapore's leaders have the "guts" to allow high-quality news sources such as S. Donkey to operate within Singapore? Mule, we are not “blacklisting” anyone and, like the Singapore Government, we encourage everyone to leave feedback with our Feedback Unit right here on the About Page. Thank you for your feedback! It will be taken into consideration. We make an effort to delete only spam, and readers are encouraged to look through our many articles; there are a fair number of negative comments. Perhaps the message you saw about “duplicate comment detected” was from WordPress’s spam-detecting apparatus.

We do agree that Singapore Donkey News is too controversial for most sheep, but disagree that we do not have the “guts” to disclose our identities. We do have “guts”, but, unlike Singapore’s ministers’ and compliant judges’, our “guts” are not full of foie gras and beluga caviar. Singapore Donkey’s editors have received numerous threats of legal action, detention without trial, death, dismemberment, and forced sexual relations with NMP Thio Li-Ann. Therefore, for our convenience, our identities are now available only by subpoena. The main characters in Singapore Donkey’s articles all have the financial resources to take legal action against the providers of WordPress, in the legal jurisdiction where our servers reside, if they feel that is appropriate.

A more relevant question is, do Singapore’s leaders have the “guts” to allow high-quality news sources such as S. Donkey to operate within Singapore?

]]> By: mule http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11221 mule Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:26:29 +0000 #comment-11221 Everytime I post something,there is a message: Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you've already said that! This proves that donkey likes to have the last word and "blacklists"commentators who say what the donkey doesnt want to hear. The pot calling the kettle black? Everytime I post something,there is a message:
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
This proves that donkey likes to have the last word and “blacklists”commentators who say what the donkey doesnt want to hear.
The pot calling the kettle black?

]]> By: mule http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11217 mule Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:47:29 +0000 #comment-11217 Hi donkey. Would you ever have the guts to come right out and disclose your identity? It is not funny reading about some of your fiction masquerading as "news" muahahaha You should try being at the wrong end of the stick sometime and have abit of your own medicine. Hi donkey.
Would you ever have the guts to come right out and disclose your identity?
It is not funny reading about some of your fiction masquerading as “news” muahahaha
You should try being at the wrong end of the stick sometime and have abit of your own medicine.

]]> By: Man http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11184 Man Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:10:22 +0000 #comment-11184 Who are you to represent the S<del>s</del>ingaporean view ? Your comments are so childish and full of shit . You must have shit in your <del>F...</del>fucking brain if you ever <del>have</del>had one up in your <del>F...</del>fucking head . How can one laugh at your " jokes " ? Your blog should be <del>tiltle</del>titled SHIT BRAIN. <em>Note from Editors: Singapore Donkey was unable to accept the comment from "Man" as written because of poor grammar and spelling. The modifications (shown underlined) above were necessary to meet Singapore Donkey's high standards.</em> Who are you to represent the Ssingaporean view ? Your comments are so childish and full of shit . You must have shit in your F…fucking brain if you ever havehad one up in your F…fucking head .
How can one laugh at your ” jokes ” ? Your blog should be tiltletitled SHIT BRAIN.

Note from Editors: Singapore Donkey was unable to accept the comment from “Man” as written because of poor grammar and spelling. The modifications (shown underlined) above were necessary to meet Singapore Donkey’s high standards.

]]> By: Man http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11183 Man Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:21:02 +0000 #comment-11183 You guys are nothing but a piece of shit . You should be called singapore piece of shit . You guys are nothing but a piece of shit . You should be called singapore piece of shit .

]]> By: kim http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-11179 kim Mon, 28 Jan 2008 02:11:39 +0000 #comment-11179 just discovered this site. fab, laugh-out-loud stuff. finally, someone who realises singapore's endless satirical potential and has the wit & imagination to exploit it to the hilt...please keep it up! just discovered this site. fab, laugh-out-loud stuff. finally, someone who realises singapore’s endless satirical potential and has the wit & imagination to exploit it to the hilt…please keep it up!

]]> By: Tim http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-9947 Tim Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:21:18 +0000 #comment-9947 I too, stumbled across this website. We all have a serious side, but it is also good to have some humour as well. Please keep the articles going! I too, stumbled across this website. We all have a serious side, but it is also good to have some humour as well. Please keep the articles going!

]]> By: Uncle Toby http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-8172 Uncle Toby Thu, 23 Aug 2007 22:46:58 +0000 #comment-8172 Hehe. I enjoyed the articles. Keep going! Hehe. I enjoyed the articles. Keep going!

]]> By: Dave Linehan http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-6456 Dave Linehan Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:20:20 +0000 #comment-6456 where have you been lately???? where have you been lately????

]]> By: cheryl http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-2473 cheryl Sat, 26 May 2007 23:57:44 +0000 #comment-2473 insanely hilarious! insanely hilarious!

]]> By: Singapore Girl http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-2267 Singapore Girl Mon, 21 May 2007 14:05:53 +0000 #comment-2267 Oh my GAWWWD! This is one of the funniest sites I have ever come across. Really needed a good laugh. M v surprised that not mant people knw about this sites tho. Oh my GAWWWD! This is one of the funniest sites I have ever come across. Really needed a good laugh. M v surprised that not mant people knw about this sites tho.

]]> By: Son of Harry http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-720 Son of Harry Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:59:47 +0000 #comment-720 Excuse me ... wat is t'is ... another blog or an online newspaper ... Do u have licence to operate ... Hmmm (My PAPa will not be too happy if u don't. In fact, he will get very very angry) Also, there are no donkeys in Singapore ... why the title. You ferret! Trying to make me look like an ass . right? (donkey=ass) Your articles make me puke. I like it. It removes all the toxic waste from yesterday's Straits Times praises about me. I am detox now. HaHaHa. My lawyar make me put this disclaimer "The author of this feedback is a fiction-writer and any coincidence with real people are their fault, not mine.". Dunno wat it means ... something to do with dafamation suits. But I prepare T-shirts, lor. Excuse me … wat is t’is … another blog or an online newspaper …
Do u have licence to operate … Hmmm (My PAPa will not be too happy if u don’t. In fact, he will get very very angry)

Also, there are no donkeys in Singapore … why the title.
You ferret! Trying to make me look like an ass . right? (donkey=ass)

Your articles make me puke. I like it. It removes all the toxic waste from yesterday’s Straits Times praises about me. I am detox now. HaHaHa.

My lawyar make me put this disclaimer “The author of this feedback is a fiction-writer and any coincidence with real people are their fault, not mine.”. Dunno wat it means … something to do with dafamation suits. But I prepare T-shirts, lor.

]]> By: BattleNet http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-438 BattleNet Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:43:41 +0000 #comment-438 NOTHING'S REAL HERE!!!! IT'S A SATIRICAL WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING’S REAL HERE!!!! IT’S A SATIRICAL WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Pearly http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-297 Pearly Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:40:55 +0000 #comment-297 Hello Singapore Donkey! My name is Pearly, and I represent a group of final-year students from Nanyang Technological University, Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information. For our final year project, we are conducting an academic study of online practices and political perceptions of Singaporeans and would like to invite you to take part in this project. Your participation in this study is voluntary and you may withdraw from the questionnaire at any point. However, your participation is very important and we hope you will complete the questionnaire. We also hope you can help us publicise this and get your friends to participate as well. You will automatically be entitled to our lucky draw upon completion of the questionnaire. There will be 3 draws of S$100 each. The online questionnaire will take no more than 20 minutes to complete. Please click on the link below to start the online questionnaire: http://www.ntu.edu.sg/home2003/tayp0001 Please be assured that your personal information will be strictly confidential and will not be used for any purpose other than this study. For any further enquiries, kindly contact Derek at tanc0006@ntu.edu.sg or 9007 9489 (HP) or me at 9339 9704 (HP). Thank you very much for your support and participation! Regards, Pearly Hello Singapore Donkey!

My name is Pearly, and I represent a group of final-year students from Nanyang Technological University, Wee Kim Wee School of Communication and Information. For our final year project, we are conducting an academic study of online practices and political perceptions of Singaporeans and would like to invite you to take part in this project.

Your participation in this study is voluntary and you may withdraw from the questionnaire at any point. However, your participation is very important and we hope you will complete the questionnaire. We also hope you can help us publicise this and get your friends to participate as well.

You will automatically be entitled to our lucky draw upon completion of the questionnaire. There will be 3 draws of S$100 each.

The online questionnaire will take no more than 20 minutes to complete. Please click on the link below to start the online questionnaire:
http://www.ntu.edu.sg/home2003/tayp0001

Please be assured that your personal information will be strictly confidential and will not be used for any purpose other than this study. For any further enquiries, kindly contact Derek at tanc0006@ntu.edu.sg or 9007 9489 (HP) or me at 9339 9704 (HP).

Thank you very much for your support and participation!

Regards,
Pearly

]]> By: Dee http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-287 Dee Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:57:25 +0000 #comment-287 Utterly hilarious. Good job! :D Utterly hilarious. Good job! :D

]]> By: Ngee Boon http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-282 Ngee Boon Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:32:29 +0000 #comment-282 This site is hilarious! I must mention that the headlines for the articles are sharp and well-written. Thanks! This site is hilarious! I must mention that the headlines for the articles are sharp and well-written. Thanks!

]]> By: Henryc_au http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-214 Henryc_au Mon, 15 Jan 2007 17:46:24 +0000 #comment-214 Straits Times (Pulitzer-quality Singapore newspaper) are you sure that you didn't mean the 'pull - it - sir' prize? Straits Times (Pulitzer-quality Singapore newspaper)
are you sure that you didn’t mean the ‘pull – it – sir’ prize?

]]> By: a kentang http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-67 a kentang Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:30:14 +0000 #comment-67 stumbled on your blog. very zesty satire ^^ cheers =) stumbled on your blog. very zesty satire ^^

cheers =)

]]> By: singaporedonkey http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-48 singaporedonkey Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:30:34 +0000 #comment-48 Toc984, feel free to reproduce any articles on Singapore Donkey on your own website if you clearly state that the articles were first posted here. We ask that you cite our website as your source EACH time and include a link to the original article. This will also help ensure that your readers understand the "nature" of these articles. Thank you very much for your interest! Toc984, feel free to reproduce any articles on Singapore Donkey on your own website if you clearly state that the articles were first posted here. We ask that you cite our website as your source EACH time and include a link to the original article. This will also help ensure that your readers understand the “nature” of these articles. Thank you very much for your interest!

]]> By: Toc984 http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-46 Toc984 Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:38:58 +0000 #comment-46 Can I use your articles on my website? Thanks. Can I use your articles on my website?

Thanks.

]]> By: senbonsakura http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-44 senbonsakura Sun, 29 Oct 2006 15:30:16 +0000 #comment-44 Great job guys! I wonder why a site like this has so few comments though.. Great job guys!

I wonder why a site like this has so few comments though..

]]> By: singaporedonkey http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-34 singaporedonkey Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:05:54 +0000 #comment-34 The commenter littleoldman suggests that Singapore Donkey is posting baseless unfactual information designed to mislead Singaporeans. Nothing could be further from the truth. We at Singapore Donkey believe that only approximately 66.6% of Singaporeans are easily misled, with the remaining easily able to discern fact from fiction, news from satire, and dumb from dumber. The commenter littleoldman's English is also not up to Singapore Donkey's premier standards, which by chance are the same as the Minister Mentor's as in the Speak Good English Campaign. Further ill-written comments may be deleted by the editors to maintain the high quality of this site. The commenter littleoldman suggests that Singapore Donkey is posting baseless unfactual information designed to mislead Singaporeans. Nothing could be further from the truth. We at Singapore Donkey believe that only approximately 66.6% of Singaporeans are easily misled, with the remaining easily able to discern fact from fiction, news from satire, and dumb from dumber. The commenter littleoldman’s English is also not up to Singapore Donkey’s premier standards, which by chance are the same as the Minister Mentor’s as in the Speak Good English Campaign. Further ill-written comments may be deleted by the editors to maintain the high quality of this site.

]]> By: littleoldman http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-31 littleoldman Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:44:48 +0000 #comment-31 I would like to advise you to post base on facts. Your posting so far is basless, and is dangerous to Singapore. I am sad that you choose to post and intend to mislead readers. I would like to advise you to post base on facts. Your posting so far is basless, and is dangerous to Singapore. I am sad that you choose to post and intend to mislead readers.

]]> By: singaporedonkey http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-19 singaporedonkey Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:16:22 +0000 #comment-19 Singapore Donkey welcomes comments from its readers. Please note that any information obtained from outside sources included here or in readers' comments to articles must adhere to the strict editorial standards that readers expect from a fair and balanced publication like Singapore Donkey. Slanderous, libelous, baseless, counterproductive, or ill-informed comments may not be accepted. Singapore Donkey welcomes comments from its readers. Please note that any information obtained from outside sources included here or in readers’ comments to articles must adhere to the strict editorial standards that readers expect from a fair and balanced publication like Singapore Donkey. Slanderous, libelous, baseless, counterproductive, or ill-informed comments may not be accepted.

]]> By: ML http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-18 ML Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:47:22 +0000 #comment-18 A gentle reminder: Please note that the Singapore Penal code cannot allow such counterproductive, ill-informed, baseless, may I say TREASONOUS, statements to go unchallenged. Such irresponsible slanders are clearly a betrayal of the very Singaporean people and an abuse of the internet. We expect this site to be removed immediately and replaced with your heartfelt apology letter. Otherwise, we're going to shut down the MRT station nearest your HDB flat. And tell all your neighbors whose fault it is. PS, Selamat Ramadan! A gentle reminder:

Please note that the Singapore Penal code cannot allow such counterproductive, ill-informed, baseless, may I say TREASONOUS, statements to go unchallenged. Such irresponsible slanders are clearly a betrayal of the very Singaporean people and an abuse of the internet.

We expect this site to be removed immediately and replaced with your heartfelt apology letter.

Otherwise, we’re going to shut down the MRT station nearest your HDB flat. And tell all your neighbors whose fault it is.

PS, Selamat Ramadan!

]]> By: Matilah_Singapura http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-15 Matilah_Singapura Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:10:07 +0000 #comment-15 Clap! Clap! Clap! Hip hip.. HOORAY! Well done. Very funny. Clap! Clap! Clap!

Hip hip.. HOORAY!

Well done. Very funny.

]]> By: pure http://singaporedonkey.wordpress.com/about/#comment-14 pure Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:54:53 +0000 #comment-14 I stumbled onto your blog accidently and am glad that I did. Greatly enjoyed your wit and humour & will definitely keep coming back to obtain more of 'the finest, unbiased, fairest and most balanced reporting available in the region'. Kudos! I stumbled onto your blog accidently and am glad that I did. Greatly enjoyed your wit and humour & will definitely keep coming back to obtain more of ‘the finest, unbiased, fairest and most balanced reporting available in the region’. Kudos!

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